Papa can you smear me! If you look up "daddy" in the dictionary, you won't find a picture of Matthew Crawley. Because that's not how dictionaries work. But we think that Matthew Crawley is about as daddy as daddy gets, and we're so glad that for his first ever sexy and shirtless gay role, Matthew doesn't hold back any punches. Matthew was kind enough to sign on for the 2020 gay thriller Complete Strangers, in which he portrays a gay man who has sinister plans for his new fuck bud. If you think that this means we get to see Matthew having hardcore gay sex on camera, you are correct! Our favorite scene comes when his gay sex partner rams his hairy daddy hole from behind in bed! Matt even proclaims how much he likes it! If you're wondering what Matthew gets into when he's not being butt fucked on camera, he actually has a very interesting acting history. Believe it or not, this blue-eyed bearded dreamboat got his start playing an uncredited college student on the seminal WB teen series Dawson's Creek. In 2016 Matt appeared as a guest bartender on Andy Cohen's iconic talk show Watch What Happens: Live. Hmm. Andy and Matt sitting in a tree? We wish! In his most random role to date, Matt played John Kellogg on the food documentary series The Food That Built America in 2019. This checks out, because we'd love to cover him in milk and put him in our mouth. Hey, don't judge!
