That tall guy may have such a small penis, but Mr. Man can’t say for sure, thanks to some blasted and very annoying pixelation. Michael Klimkowskiis Strider Wilson on the series Chad & JT Go Deep, which airs on Netflix and has a great name, with only a bit of follow-through. Michael’s character, along with the other two in the title, go streaking through the streets, and in a parking lot. One woman is overheard commenting on the smallness of his size, and a whole episode ensues. While we get to see him shirtless, there’s blurring on both the front and back, giving us only the slightest hint of what’s going on. But that’s okay, because Michael is funny. (And if the size thing is true? Motion in the ocean and all that.) He’s a graduate of both Second City and The Groundlings, and has been known to invoke numerous chuckles for his viral video series where he impersonates mega-church pastor Joel Osteen. He’s also popped up on Jimmy Kimmel Live! a few times over the years in various sketches, mostly as a political intern (he has that look), and in a whole bunch of episodes of TMI Hollywood from 2012-2017, as both himself, and as an actor in little vignettes. Now. About that small penis… Mr. Man is going to need further proof to ascertain whether it is, in fact, true, or whether that lady who loudly whispered it has unrealistic expectations. Like, if she’s only acquainted with big dicks, who is the owner of said dicks, and where can Mr. Man see them?
