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Money Heist

Money Heist (2017-2021)

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Review

La casa de papel or Money Heist, is another incredible foreign-language show from Netflix that was, at one point, the most popular television show in the world. The dang thing was just printing money for the streaming giant for the five seasons it aired from 2017 to 2021! The show was all about an unusual heist that goes down at the Royal Mint of Spain. According to the Professor (Alvaro Morte), the mysterious guy in charge, the money they are going to steal belongs to no one and the affair won't include any bloodshed. Does that sound too good to be true? That's because it is, and soon enough we're introduced to our crack crew of crooks who all go by city aliases, right after the plan has gone to Hell. The idea was that they could print all sorts of money at the Royal Mint of Spain, so technically they wouldn't be stealing anything. Yes, Libertarians, we know that'd lead to inflation. The problem is, the crooks don't follow the professor's plan, so soon enough they're flirting and canoodling when they're supposed to stay perfect strangers, attacking cops who piss them off when they're supposed to be keeping a cool head, and just getting sloppy since printing all that cash is so slow. Told via a mix of flashbacks and flashforwards, viewers adored this look at a chaotic, messy, and very human heist since it was so different from the absurdly slick stuff you see in movies like Ocean's Eleven (2001). But even if they're not the best burglars the world has even known, that doesn't mean they're not sexy dudes you'll be dying to bone. Jaime Lorente gets caught having sex in a bank vault, giving us a good look at his toned upper body. We'd love to put a deposit in there! Álvaro Morte plays the Professor, who is also shirtless post-sex. Take it off, prof! Miguel Herrán is Rio, the computer genius of the group, who shows sidebutt and beautiful upper body when he has hot sex with his heistmate! Pedro Alonso and Rodrigo de la Serna do some making out, while Mario de la Rosa shows up in his skivvies while being held hostage. And if you like a threatening aura on your man, watch as Jose Manuel Poga strips his shirt off, makes a fist, and tries to fight one of his captors. If only there'd been real nudity, we'd have loved some money shots in Money Heist!