OK, soChris Hemsworth's dick isn't emerging in theaters all on it's own (who made that decision?), but he does star in the new rendition ofVacationas a man known for his anaconda. He playsLeslie Mann's husband, and he's never really wearing much in the clothes department and has an absurdly large cock. Have Prosthetic Penis, Will Travel, right?

According to Vulture, the Hemsworth prosthetic was tough to choose. A stand-in had tohelp try on different sized options, and even then, they had trouble finding one that would be, ehh hem, flexible enough to look real. The kicker, though? Chris is such a big guythat even the 8 and10inch prosthetics (remember, this is flaccid) looked comparitively normal on his hulking body.

Chris Hemsworth's bare chest in "Thor"

Real penis or notHemsworth looks damn good in a pair of boxer briefs. Chris, you can take a vacation from your clothes anytime.