Almost every streaming platform out there has added more nudity for you to enjoy, so update those subscriptions and get comfy! It might be winter outside but inside’s about to get a whole lot hotter!
A Different Man
We start with Max, where Sebastian Stan’s Golden Globe winning performance in this dramedy is now available to stream. He goes fully nude for his role as a man who has surgery to correct his neurofibromatosis, only to then get cast as a man with that condition in a play written by his foxy former neighbor, who wants to have sex with him while he dons the mask he wears to basically play himself. Perplexing? Maybe, but there’s nothing cofusing about that amazing cock!
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7 Days in Hell
Just a few months before it’s tenth anniversary, Max has re-added this HBO comedy to its site. The mockumentary stars Andy Samberg and Kit Harington as professional tennis players locked into a nail-biter of a match that lasts a whole week, with Chris Romano and his hot rod popping up as a streaker who gets railed right on the court by Samberg. That’s not hell, that’s heaven!
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Tour de Pharmacy
Also back on HBO is the sports mockumentary it made two years later about an amphetamine scandal rocking the Tour de France. And guess who’s back and naked? It’s Chris Romano, who gets his clothes ripped off by John Cena during a violent free-for-all. Chris’s chode is the perfect feel-good drug!
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White Lies
Though it aired last year in South Africa, the entire season of this crime drama is newly available to stream for those with AMC+. That means a broader audience can now watch the delicious Daniel Schultz brandish his cute booty after swimming naked in a pool. We’re not lying when we say we hope there’s a season 2 in the works!
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Shameless
All eleven seasons of the original British series have recently been added to Hulu, and while Jeremy Allen White is nowhere to be found, there’s still tons of naked butts, including the bum of one James McAvoy and even some full frontal from Dean Lennox Kelly. No shame in loving that!
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Nymphomaniac Vol I and Vol II
Peacock has added both volumes of Lars von Trier’s 2013 erotic saga, both of which are brimming with boners!
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Lovers Anonymous
Netflix has just released this new film from Turkey, which features Tolga Çıklaçiftçi and Cansel Elçin running around in the buff! When it comes to Turkish tush and tadger, we’re a-dick-ted!
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