Lovers Anonymous (2025)

Netflix went all in on Turkish fare in the 2020s, and their bet has paid off big time with the hit movie Lovers Anonymous. It stars Halit Ergenç as a jaded man who had his heart broken when he was young. He gets revenge on love by founding a "love hospital" where patients go when they need to be cured of love. However he meets his match in a woman who believes that love is in fact the cure, not the symptom. This woman, Funda Eryigit, ends up being a perfect match for Halit, ironically, but will their differences push them together or pull them apart? We have some zany nudity here from two different dudes. Cansel Elçin slips his penis as he runs around nude while playing around with a woman. He ends up falling off the balcony nude, but what a way to go! Older gentleman Tolga Çıklaçiftçi cheekily runs outside in the dark in no clothes as well. We don't need a love hospital, we need a tug hospital!