Spring won’t be the only thing sprung thanks to this week’s heaping helping of new streaming nudity! Amazon, Netflix, and Max have all added some great titles with hotties in all states of undress, and from just about every genre imaginable. Here’s everything you’ll want to add to your watchlist:
American Rust Season Two
The sophomore season of this Showtime series is now streaming on Amazon, so set aside some time to tune into Christopher Denham baring his bottom and getting hot and heavy with the sexy David Alvarez.
**** Easter may be over but you can still celebrate with your own second (or third, or fourth) coming when you watch a naked Willam Dafoe as the titular Messiah in this Martin Scorsese classic, now on Amazon. **** Amazon also just added this Best Picture winner from 1990 where Kevin Costner gets caught in the buff while bathing outdoors. He’ll have you doing your own no-pants dance! **** Newly added to Netflix, it’s John Carpenter’s beloved 1984 sci-fi film starring Jeff Bridges as an alien who takes the form of Karen Allen’s dead husband. That means she doesn’t have the heart to shoot him when he takes her hostage, but you’ll shoot off a load when you see his bare ass when he's bent over. **** Speaking of hot, young Jeff Bridges, this romantic thriller he made the same year is also now on Netflix. He brings out his booty again while making love to his lady in a cave. **** Also on Netflix from 1984, this adaptation of the William Wharton novel stars Nicolas Cage and a naked Matthew Modine as two friends heavily affected by their time serving in Vietnam during the war. We get lots of Matthew’s moon but sadly don’t get any Mo-peen. **** War is hell for Tom Cruise too in this 1989 drama where he plays a paralyzed Marine vet. See the A-list star flash his A-list ass cheeks while getting some treatment by streaming it on Netflix. **** George Clooney puts the “ass” in assassin in this 2010 thriller now on Netflix, briefly showing his haunches while getting dressed. **** Seth Rogen may star in this 2008 comedy but it’s Clerks standout Jason Mewes who steals the show by going completely nude multiple times as an amateur adult film actor. **** Only one film in this horror franchise has dudity, and it’s the 1985 sequel where Marshall Bell gets tied up, stripped, and whipped. Stream it ahead of spooky season on Netflix!
The Last Temptation of Christ
Dances with Wolves
Starman
Against All Odds
Birdy
Born on the Fourth of July
The American
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
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Wild Things
Netflix has just added this 1998 guilty pleasure featuring a Matt Dillon in an iconic three way and Kevin Bacon flaunting his fully nude form in the shower. Much like Arby’s, Bacon has the meats!
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Sex and the City All Seasons
Fans of the original HBO series can now binge the whole thing on Netflix. All six seasons are filled with skinsational studs, but only James Remar went the full monty as hotel magnate Richard Wright.
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Role Models
You can also find this 2008 comedy on Netflix where we see Seann William Scott’s seat as he walks around the woods at night. The extra “n” in Seann must be for nudity!
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How To Be Single
If you kiss seeing Succession star Nicholas Braun every Sunday night, head to Netflix to check out his bare backside in this 2016 comedy.
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A Single Man
Colin Firth and Nicholas Hoult both deliver their derrières during their performances in this acclaimed 2009 drama. A Single Man gives you double the bubble butts!
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Vikings All Seasons
Netflix has also uploaded all the seasons of this period adventure series featuring some Norse nudity from Marco Ilsø, George Bladgen, and Alexander Ludwig, among others. Get ready to plunder what’s under your pants!
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Conviction
Max recently added this 2010 drama in which a Sam Rockwell takes it all off while dancing to My Sharona, not showing his bologna though, just that delicious dumper of his.
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Demonlover
Max is also the place for this 2002 French mystery that has Charles Berling baring all in during a sex scene that does not end the way you think.
