Get those subscriptions ready because these streaming platforms have gotten us exactly what we wanted this holiday - hot, naked men! Seeing so much naughty nudity is an extra nice treat, so let’s unwrap what’s new and nude on Amazon, Hulu, and Netflix.
Apocalypse Now
Widely considered one of the best films of all time, Francis Ford Coppola’s acclaimed classic, now on Amazon, is not to be missed, and neither is Martin Sheen’s penis during his drunken, psychedelic moves to The Doors.
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Greenfingers
The story of two prison inmates who compete in a National gardening competition is also on Amazon, and now so are the luscious booties of Danny Dyer and Adam Fogerty.
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The New Barbarians
Amazon’s got the post-apocalyptic Italian thriller from 1983 where we get a nice close up of Giancarlo Prete’s gorgeous glutes and see a mohawked Massimo Vanni naked in a hammock.
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Call Me Fitz Season Three
The third season of the Jason Priestley-led series has also been added to Amazon, which means you can now peep the former teen heartthrob’s whole package while sitting not the toilet whenever your heart desires!
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Fear The Walking Dead Season One
Hulu now has the first season of the horror prequel series, which has some rare bare ass from Gus Halper.
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With Blood On My Hands: Pusher II
Also on Hulu is the international sequel featuring some of Danish Daddy Mads Mikkelsen’s best nudity as junkie and ex-con trying to turn his life around.
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Bardo, False Chronicle Of a Handful of Truths
Oscar winner Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s latest meta masterpiece is now on Netflix and brings a nice slide look at Daniel Giménez Cacho’s naked buns with it.
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The Recruit
The new series starring Netflix hottie Noah Centineo also dropped recently, but sadly, he’s only shirtless. The bare backside of Christian Jadah is still a nice surprise!
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Guest House
This 2020 comedy starring Pauly Shore is also on Netflix, though it’s Bobby Lee who’s in the buff.
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Glitter Season One
Netflix’s new Polish drama about three female sex workers in the 70’s is chock full of nudity, but it’s not just the women! Stanisław Linowski, Jędrzej Hycnar,Prezmysław Przestrzelski, and Mateusz Król all all strip down while Folco Marchi’s brief full frontal tops them all.
