Amazon, Max, Peacock, and Netflix all have uploaded more nudity for you to enjoy, from raunchy classics to brand spankin’ new spankfests. There’s a little sumpin’ sumpin’ for everyone this week so read on to find out where you can get your fix!
Hollywood High
We start with Amazon, which has recently added this comedy from 1976 where Patrick Wright gets pantsed and muscleman Dan Howard sports an impressive bulge. Looks like this school is all about anatomy lessons!
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Scars of Beauty
Max has developed its first (of many, we hope) scandalous Brazilian soap operas, and it wastes no time by delivering an orgy in the second episode featuring the fantastic fanny of Caio Blat. His backside makes a comeback in episode 5, and it truly is a thing of beauty!
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Also among its long list of new titles is this 2008 Judd Apatow comedy famous for star Jason Segel being fully nude during an entire awkward break-up scene. Seeing Jason’s junk is something you’ll never forget!
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Climax
Max also added this 2018 horror that lives up to this name when we see Alexandre Moreau’s thrusting buns in two racy, red-lit sex scenes. Moreau’s moneymaker will have you hitting new heights!
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I, Tonya
Celebrate Sebastian Stan’s Oscar nomination by heading to Max to check out his portrayal of noted knee-capper Jeff Gillooly in this 2017 Academy Award winner. He made his nude debut here when he bared his butt bedding down star Margot Robbie.
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Gia
It may be the HBO TV movie that made Angelia Jolie a star, but we only have eyes for Eric Michael Cole’s butt and balls. They’re just two of the things that made ’98 great!
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Joe’s Palace
This 2007 drama from the UK can also be found on Max, as can the can of the extremely British-named Rupert Penry-Jones. He puts the MAN in mansion!
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There is No “I” in Threesome
Jan Oliver Lucks’ daring documentary from 2021 has the filmmaker and his partner deciding to open their relationship, and while sharing her may be hard, he has no problem sharing his naked body! There’s no “I” but there’s plenty of nudity!
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Against the Wall
On Max, you can stream this 1994 drama where Samuel L. Jackson is one of a number of nude men getting a thorough prison strip search. We get an obscured peek at his cheeks when he turns around and bends over. We wouldn’t mind pinning that posterior against the wall!
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Daybreak
Max doubles down on the 90s nudity with this 1993 thriller where Cuba Gooding Jr. gets naked with Moira Kelly, who just can’t get in the mood. We’ll make sure you get a happy ending, Cuba!
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Nobel Son
Over on Peacock, you can now stream this 2007 starring Bryan Greenberg as the kidnapped son of Alan Rickman’s Nobel Prize-winning chemist. But the Nobel Prize for Booty goes to Bryan for when he wakes up naked on a roof.
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Sistas Seasons 1-5
The first five seasons of this Tyler Perry series can now be watched on Peacock, and if you’re enjoying Devale Ellis’s ass on the spinoff Zatima, you can catch more of his caboose here, plus some seat meat from hottie Chido Nwokocha.
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Shafted
Netflix has a new French series for fans of their show Spanish show, Alpha Males. This one is also about four friends trying to relearn what masculinity is in this modern world, and marks the return of one of our favorite pantsless Parisians, Guillaume Labbé! All four friends bring out their bare butts, but Guillaume is the only one to give us the shaft, though it is a prosthetic.
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Saturday Night
Jason Reitman’s recent embellished retelling of the 90 minutes before the first episode of Saturday Night Live is also on Netflix now, with a packed cast of youngsters like Cory Michael Smith playing the Not Ready For Prime Time Chevy Chase and oldsters like J.K. Simmons playing Mr. Television himself Milton Berle. We were not ready to see Uncle Milty whip out a prosthetic dick while hitting on Chase’s then-fiancee, no sir!
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