Gia (1998)

Is Gia (1998), the saddest movie in the world? Although we can’t scientifically say so, the answer is, probably. Gia Carangi, played in the biopic by Angelina Jolie, was a real life fashion model who found fame in the late 70s and early 80s. After a meteoric rise to stardom, some even calling her the first ever “super model” (sorry Janice Dickinson), Gia began to experiment with drugs, including cocaine. Her habit for the bad stuff consumed her career, and even with stints in rehab and other attempts to get better Gia eventually found herself shunned by the modeling world and working in retail. Our case of the sads worsens when we find out that Gia was infected with AIDS, and at the age of 26 she passed away from AIDS-related complications.

“Thanks a bunch,” – you. Fear not our man loving friends! The critically acclaimed television movie also includes some gorgeous shots of hottie Eric Michael Cole’s butt, and even a brief glimpse of his balls. Skip to the 40 minute mark to see the money shot, and then skip over to the 1 hour, 26 minute mark to see a great shirtless shot of a sexy Scott Cohen! See, we’d never let you down!