August has us sweatin’ - and it’s not just from the heat! It’s also because we found out all this amazing nudity is available to stream, and now we can’t stop thinking about all these super hot hardbodies! Get your Amazon, Netflix, Tubi, and Peacock accounts up to date so you don’t miss a single scene!
The Hunt
If you’re on the hunt for a sexy ass (aren’t we all?), may we offer up none other than delicious Danish Daddy Mads Mikkelsen in this 2012 drama, now streaming on Amazon. We're mad for Mads!
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Officer Downe
Also on Amazon is this action film from 2016, with its top down look at Kim Coates’s naked caboose. He may be Downe but you’ll be standing at attention!
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The Battery
Amazon has this zombie apocalypse flick where a completely nude Jeremy Gardner delivers some far away full frontal while washing up outdoors. We’re guessing the battery is a size D!
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Margrete Queen of the North
This historical drama about The Lady King of Scandinavia can be seen on Amazon, with Morten Hee Andersen going the full monty as Margete’s son Erik climbing out of bed in the morning post-bang sesh.
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Love, Sex, and 30 Candles
New on Netflix, this original South African film about four friends all turning 30 in the same year has a trio of tushes from the film’s male stars who put the Sex in Love, Sex, and 30 Candles.
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Mask Girl
Also new is this South Korean series about a shy woman leading a double life as a masked cam girl. Good thing Daniel Choi isn’t too shy to show us his haunches!
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Winter Kills
The only thing more thrilling than this assassination mystery is getting to see 1979 Jeff Bridges and his classic keister in all its naked glory, and you can see it now on Tubi!
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The Waterdance
Tubi keeps adding hundreds of titles, like this 1992 drama where Eric Stoltz does a terrible job covering up his balls while laying nude on a bed, giving us a peek at his frank and beans.
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Youth Without Youth
This Francis Ford Coppola-directed fantasy romance has something even better than youth without youth - Tim Roth without clothes!
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Wilde
Speaking of cute Brits, Tubi also has the 1997 biopic that firstunleashed a bare naked Jude Law onto the world, plus it also had some little known (at the time) Michael Sheen booty and full frontal from Benedict Sandiford.
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Good Bye, Lenin!
This 2003 dramedy may star future Marvel villain Daniel Brühl, but it’s Alexander Beyer who really steals the show with his German sausage.
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Head in the Clouds
Tune into Tubi to see early 2000s heartthrob Stuart Townsend flash his Irish ass while lovin’ on Charlize Theron while Penelope Cruz watches!
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Slackers
Come for the sight of Devon Sawa’s sa-weet cheeks in this raunchy college comedy from 2002, stay for the penis sock puppet! You read that right.
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One Percent More Humid
Tubi has this 2017 drama full of some of televisions future stars, plus some seat meat from Philip Ettinger. We’re 100% more horny now!
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Baadasssss!
Melvin Van Peebles own son Mario directed and stars in this tribute to his father and his famously fine behind. That ass isn’t bad, it’s amaaaaziing!
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Hardbodies
The 80s were a crazy time! Luckily one of the things it gifted us with is Grant Cramer’s brief penis shot in this decade-defining sex comedy, now on Tubi. One look and you'll be wanting to get your hands on his hard body!
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Nightwatching
This week, it’s Martin Freeman who’s putting the cock in Peacock with his 2007 portrayal of Dutch painter Rembrandt. He’s nude multiple times and you can even see his little Bilbo!
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Can’t Cope, Won’t Cope
Peacock also has added this 2016 dramedy from Ireland, with Lawrence O’Fuarain baring his bumcakes during some couch sex. We can't stop watching!
