British arthouse auteur Peter Greenaway directs the imaginative biopic Nightwatching (2007), starring Martin Freeman as 17th-century Dutch painter Rembrandt van Rijn. The movie follows Rembrandt as he paints his masterpiece "Night Watch" as a coded message to expose a group of conspirators responsible for a vicious murder. The conspiracy isn’t the only thing that gets exposed here. Martin Freeman goes full frontal in multiple scenes of lust-filled action with his female co-stars. Nightwatching? More like Nice watching!