Summer is still in full swing - and speaking of swingin’, you need to check out all the swingin’ dicks now streamable on Amazon Prime. There’s also tons of booty for you to binge as well, so make sure your internet signal reaches your patio so you can lounge outside with a drink and soak up the sun while you take in all this amazing dudity!
Good Omens Season Two
The wait is over - and not just for the second season of this British fantasy comedy series. We finally get to see Jon Hamm’s meaty moneymaker! Hooray! At least, we hope that’s him, he never does turn so we can see his face. We’re choosing it’s really believe the A-lister’s ass until proven otherwise.
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The Hottest Summer
Tune into Amazon’s new Italian rom com to see the sexiest servant of God since Andrew Scott’s hot priest on Fleabag. It seems Gianmarco Saurino’s delicious deacon prefers to be a man of the (un)cloth(ed).
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Crystal Swan
This 2018 drama stars the muscular Ivan Mulin, who drops trou about fifty minutes in to get a tattoo on his tush! Ivan some of that!
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The Last Post Season One
The first and only season of this 1960’s set drama is now available, and we suggest skipping to episode 6 when Jeremy Neumark Jones gets stripped down and searched so you can see his British bum!
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A Million Little Pieces
Not only does Aaron Taylor-Johnson start off the film by dancing around stark naked with his dick flying around, but then later he and Giovanni Ribisi give new meaning to the term “cock fight” when they battle in the buff in the shower. You'll want to break off more than a piece!
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The Day of the Jackal
Forget the jackal, we’re more interested win the stone cold fox of this flick - Edward Fox, who shows off his foxy fartbox an hour and 40 minutes into this 1973 thriller.
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The Infiltrator
Juan Cely shows more than he bargained for when John Leguizamo and co. infiltrate his tighty whiteys looking for his stash of cash! They get the cash - and the ass!
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Frost/Nixon
That’s Succession star Matthew Macfayden baring his buns back in the 2008 Oscar nominee as he runs naked into the ocean. We love seeing Matthew’s Macfanny!
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The Canterbury Tales
Amazon has added a slew of films from Italian filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini, including his 1972 version of the Chaucer’s famous work. If we realized there was so much full frontal in it, we might have paid attention more in school!
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The Decameron
Another Pasolini film, this 1971 erotic dramedy also contains cock, courtesy of star Vincenzo Amato.
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24 Hour Party People
If you aren’t full from all that Italian sausage, turn on the 2002 biopic of Factory Records’ boss Tony Wilson to see Paul Popplewell pantsless on a party bus.
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The Many Saints of Newark
The Sopranos prequel film is now on Amazon, starring Alessandro Nivola as Tony’s uncle Richard "Dickie" Moltisanti. Though we don’t get to see his dickie, we do get some bunnage while he bangs a lady in a bathroom.
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The Escape
A prison break movie starring Patrick Dempsey from 1998 where the former McDreamy displays his derriere. It also looks like his big ballsack may be trying to escape his privacy pouch in one scene!
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Bug
This horror film from 2006 has the nude bed of one Michael Shannon and it’s a doozy! We see his bare backside while in bed with Ashley Judd and get a quick peak at his penis as he walks around the room to get dressed!
