Scream Kings in the Nude

Move over, Final Girls! On Mr. Man, every spooky season from now on is finally going to be all about the nude dudes falling under the cate-gory (see what we did there?) of Scream King. Even when the bodies are piling up around them, we prefer their bodies stripping down, so enjoy this comprehensive list of our favorite hotties of horror, including Paranormal Activity’s Patrick Wilson. He actively went nude in Little Children, showing off his bare ass between bang sessions with Kate Winslet. Barbarian star Justin Long took a chance and lost his pants while swimming in Taking Chances, which means we got to see his seat meat while he was soaking wet and cupping his junk. Ryan Murphy regular Evan Peters is constantly putting the boo in booty, but especially as serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer in the first season of Monsters. Trap star Josh Hartnett pointed his posterior at the camera while having care sex in Oh Lucy! and before he was Pennywise, Bill Skarsgård’s bloody beautiful buns made an appearance when he was on Hemlock Grove. We love that Dan Stevens has ditched those upper-crust Brit roles to play psychos almost as much as we love him ditching his clothes on Legion, much like the sexy Sam Neill found a home in horror when he flaunted his fully nude body in Possession. Plus there’s so much nudity from big names like Daniel Kaluuya, Ethan Hawke, Rory Culkin, Matthew Lillard, and more, you'll be scared stiff!