It seems like just yesterday that Christian Bale was the fresh-faced kid starring in Steven Spielberg’s Empire of the Sun. It’s almost hard to believe that the one-time Batman is turning fifty years old today, especially because he’s still one of Hollywood’s hottest hunks!
Luckily, Christian made all his years in front of the camera count by blessing audiences with some amazing and notable nudity, so we at Mr. Man can celebrate this milestone birthday with his best bare moments.
Christian Bale Nude
We’ve got Christian’s nude debut in the 1994 drama Royal Deceit. He crawls his body around a barn as if he’s not naked, but we’re not deceived in the least!
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In 1998’s musical masterpiece Velvet Goldmine, a long distance camera angle cheatedout of getting a good look at the Christian Bale Ewan McGregor gay sex scene we all want - and deserve.
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Then we almost get to see some shaft when he’s covering his junk while standing up nude in a field in 1999’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
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But thankfully our dream came true for real when he flaunted some full frontal in Metroland that same year!
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After that came his most famous nudity to date - his scary good turn in the 2000 thriller American Psycho.
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And the last time we got to see his incredible ass was in 2001’s Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. WE know he likes to put his body through the ringer for roles, but we’re dying to see more of it! Let's hope the birthday boy brings out his birthday suit again soon!
