Something's sexy in Denmark in Royal Deceit(1994), the original Danish version of Hamlet before Shakespeare got his quill in it. Christian Bale plays the great Dane, and Helen Mirren is the queen. The two have a rambunctious relationship, but it doesn’t lead to as much skintertainment as we would like. Bale briefly shows us some booty, but it’s far from his best showing. This little tease had me putting on American Psycho (2000) to get that Bale fix.