Rome wasn’t built in a day, but HBO’s epic saga Rome (2005) was built on its lays. Take English stunner Simon Woods. Thanks to his turn as Gaius Octavian Caesar, Woods gave fans a woody whenever he came on screen! In one memorable episode, the nude dude flashes his bare back and ass while having sex with an ancient babe. After he pounds her, she slaps him. And then they’re at it like rabbits again! Although the skintastic act showcases Simon’s sweaty chest and bouncing buns, the camera doesn’t let us view his Roman rod so we’re not sure if it’s shaped like the boot of Italy. But Mr. Man does know that Mr. Woods is a great actor because in 2009 he said he was gay. Yet Simon didn’t let that get in the way of his straight sex scene. Nor did it interfere with his portrayal of heterosexual hero Charles Bingley in Pride & Prejudice (2005). During Joe Wright’s film adaptation of the Jane Austen novel, Bingley romances Jane Bennet played by Rosamund Pike — who Simon dated for two years in real life! But that was back when he was at the University of Oxford. Since then, Simon popped up on the British boob tube (Spooks, Cranford). The handsome hottie also sizzled in the fantasy flick Penelope (2006) and the sex comedy I Want Candy (2007). More recently, Woods stopped performing so he could become a playwright instead. But hopefully he’ll once again expose his acting chops and more!
