We just published a Top Five video of the hottest blonde celebs who exposed their penises on screen, and now you get to see our pics in dazzling GIF form! There's just something about a beautiful blonde boy with a tight smooth body that scratches some itches in our britches, and it just don't get hotter than the roster we have here for you today. Quintessential blonde twink Louis Hofmann jacks off a man's real erect penis in Center Of My World, but today is all about the time he showed his impressive uncut cucumber and nice big balls while getting out of bed.
Michael Pitt was a total dream in The Dreamers, where he got down and dirty with Louis Garrel and his on-screen sister Eva Green. Families who seduce strange men together, stay together! In this scene, Green discovers that Pitt stashed a dirty pic of her in his boxers, and it somehow stuck to the underside of his penis. It's not the content we expected, but it's the content we needed.
Then you have the underrated hottie, Chris Zylka. Paris Hilton's ex is stunning in his frontal nude scene in The Leftovers. He's wrestled out of the back of a van without pants by some dudes. In broad daylight, we can see Zylka's thick jiggling penis and absolutely mouthwatering balls. "That's hot" - The Bible.
It probably doesn't get more explicit than Nicolas Hau's nude scene in Like Cattle Towards Glow. While artfully illuminated by a window, Nicolas gently and casually fondles his big rock-hard erection. This boy is excited!
Game Of Thrones daddy Nikolaj Coster-Waldau delivered his best frontal shot to date in Bent. Don't get us wrong - it's a quick flash of his dick. But what we do get to see certainly delivers. Nikolaj has a really nice penis and au naturel bush, and in order to get a better look, I slowed the scene down in a GIF so we can get our fill of that dill.
Since we didn't have room for Daniel Craig in the Top Five video, I thought I'd give this famous blonde Bond a shout-out here. In Love Is The Devil, the daddy of all daddies ever so casually lets his penis and balls bob up and down while taking a bath. I'm having a blonde MOAN-ment!
