Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: spy movies.
The spy genre is an action-packed genre with espionage, conspiracies, plots, twists, and all kinds of exciting devices. Some of them are even based on true stories because spies are all around us! But we are here to talk about the movies with spes that reveal what's going on when these guys are out of disguise. I'm talking about nudity!
The Spy Who Dumped Me
This 2018 comedy was brought to us by one of the writers of Booksmart, Susanna Fogel. This means that we all knew we were in for a hilarious ride when Mila Kunia and Kate McKinnon starred in the film together. Mila gets dumped by her boyfriend (Justin Theroux) on her birthday, only to learn that he's actually a CIA spy who has to go underground and now she is implicated in international espionage.
Justin is hot in the movie, but a handsome hunk named Dustin Demri-Burns completes the nudity mission. He shows his cock and balls! Well done, sir. His hot bod has me wanting to make a sequel with just Dustin: The Spy Who Humped Me!
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
This 2011 drama starred Gary Oldman as a M16 agent. He got his first Oscar nomination for this thrilling spy story that was adapted from a John le Carre novel by the same name. The stuffy British spies kept themselves clothed, but Tomasz Kowalski made his nude debut in this film when his wife catches him cheating. Spying his ass might make your tinker happy.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Chuck Barris, a TV creator who made The Gong Show, had some very weird things going on when the cameras weren't rolling. What was he up to? According to him, he was a C.I.A. hitman in his spare time. Sam Rockwell plays Barris who moonlights as Gene Gene the killing machine for the C.I.A., but we spy a killer ass on him. He shows his plump rump a couple of times. Rockwell loves to make us rock hard!
The Spy
Sascha Baron Cohen pulled out a rare dramatic performance in this complicated mini-series based on a true story. Cohen plays an Egyptian named Eli Cohen who becomes an Israeli spy. He pretends to be a businessman trying to return to his home nation of Syria as he infilitrates the Syrian government to spy on them for Israel. The gig is easy at first, but it becomes very dangerous and bizarre!
Cohen also does the best nudity of his career in this film, including a sauna soak that shows his booty. Spy on his naked body here:
