Steven Bauer is a dark haired ham with buns of steel and a penchant for showing them off in the midst of some highly erotic pelvic thrusting. The onetime husband of Melanie Griffith, just like in the movie that would make him famous, Steven was born in Havana but emigrated to Miami. A friend of Ray Liotta who he met while they were both studying at the University of Miami, this erotic hurricane's first major role was as Joe Pena in the bilingual PBS family sitcom ¿Qué pasa, U.S.A.? He followed that up with a small role in the miniseries From Here to Eternity. But the role that would spring Steven to eternal frat boy framed poster fame came in 1983, when Steven landed the role of Manny Ribera in the American crime classic Scarface (1983). Manny's the slim and slick best buddy of Tony Montana, who looks amazing shirtless in bed with a blonde babe but makes the fatal mistake of marrying Tony's sister. It's not her fault, who could say no to that face? While that flick became legendary, with the poster gracing so many male's walls, Mr. Man's favorite Bauer flick was Thief of Hearts (1984). In that one, this fine hunk of Cuban-American hotness stole our hearts with the sexy debut of his fine fanny and we’ve had a lusty skinematic affair ever since! We even snuck a peek at some pecker when he got up to leave a topless lady. Keep the South American cocaine, we're an addict for that dick! We got to see that ass in action thrusting into a young Pamela Anderson in Snapdragon (1993), as the Cubano gave her the big O. Then we got a silhouette of his Cuban cock in Stranger by Night (1994). While it looked like the well of nudity (and his female fan's panties) was never going to dry up, the last time we got a look at Steven's backside was in the Christopher Walken and Anne Heche starring erotic thriller Wild Side (1995). Steven moved on to play bar owner Joey Pinero in Primal Fear (1996), and drug lord Carlos Alaya in Traffic (2000), but has mostly been doing B movies of late. However, he has had some run ins with prestige television. You may remember him as the Israeli special forces soldier turned hired muscle Avi on Ray Donovan, Bolivian narco cult leader El Santo on Queen of the South, or as the cruel leader of Mexico's most successful cartel Don Eladio on Better Call Saul. Hopefully he takes his pants off again. Whenever he's on screen, Steven Bauer makes us need a cold shower!