Suffering of Ninko (2016)

A Buddhist Monk that's an absolute hunk is so hot he's forced to flee from every horny thot in the erotic fantasy film Suffering of Ninko (2016). In the Japanese flick, Ninko (Masato Tsujioka) is a young Buddhist Monk who is irresistible to women and gay men. Lucky him, right? No, it's actually terrible for him because he has to be chaste as part of his Monkdom. At first, Ninko does what all the other monks do, until he's eventually not allowed to go begging with them because local women harass him so badly. When he can't get away from their grabbing, flashing, and overall aggressively sexual behavior towards him, Ninko flees the monastery and runs to the woods. There he meets a Ronin called Kanzo (Hideta Iwahashi) who tells him that there's an evil entity living on a nearby mountain who has been using her sexuality to lure men to their deaths. Well, Ninko's got the kind of sex appeal that just might mess up her plans, so just like that his ability to get panties soaking sets him out on a quest to save the village. Yes, it's basically the Fembot scene from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) using Japanese folklore. While so many women wanted Ninko all up in their pinko, we never get a sex scene at any point in the movie. Instead, Masato Tsujioka shows us his holy ass when he runs in his underwear - baring a low-hanging bulge - until it falls off and reveals his Buddhist buns. We also get to see him standing under a waterfall that signifies what he does to any woman who sees his six-pack abs! Is this a documentary because after watching Suffering of Ninko Mr. Man was desperate to share a bunk with that monk!