Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)

As a follow-up to his Oscar winning blockbuster success story Mad Max: Fury Road (2015), director George Miller decided to cash his blank check and make Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022), co-writing the film with his own daughter. Tilda Swinton stars as Alithea, a scholar of myth and storytelling whose latest speaking engagement finds her purchasing a small jar that contains a Djinn (Idris Elba). When he offers her three wishes, however, Alithea counters that the three wish myth never ends well and asks him how he ended up in this small jar in the first place, leading him to tell his entire history over thousands of years and multiple owners. Though none of the tales involve a nude Idris Elba, he does appear shirtless several times in the film, leaving bare ass nudity duty to co-stars Nicolas Mouawad and Jack Braddy! That should give you roughly Three Thousand Millimeters of Longing... give or take a few thousand!