Pumpkin spice latthayyyy. We're doing fall the Mr. Man way by rounding up the best celebrity-inspired Halloween costumes for gay perverts. You won't be able to wear these to your office Halloween party, but they might spice things up in the boudoir, and they'll definitely turn heads at da club this October 31st. And depending on the type of club you frequent, you might even not be arrested for indecent exposure!
The best thing about Halloween costume ideas for gay perverts is that they hardly break the bank. A peach and some cum? A festive tribute to queer cinema and fruit banging. Distressed boots and a rustic stream? A moving celebration of homosexual cowboys. Check out our ideas below and Tweet us @MrMan if we missed any good ones. Happy Hallowiener everyone.
5) Garrett Clayton in King Cobra
Halloween is all about finding excuses to flaunt your best assets, and if you have a great bubble butt like Garrett Clayton, why not slap on a star tattoo and go as gay porn superstar Brent Corrigan this Halloween? Clayton portrayed Corrigan in King Cobra, and now it's your turn to take on the iconic role. PRO TIP: Be prepared to bottom a lot.
4) Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name
He fucked a peach and you can too. PRO TIP: Find a man as gorgeous as Armie Hammer to follow you around and pretend to almost eat your cum-filled peach.
3) Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain
People will instantly recognize the inspiration behind your outfit if you wear brown boots and kneel by any water source to wash some clothes. PRO TIP: If you live in a city, and sidewalk puddle will do.
2) Zac Efron in Dirty Grandpa
This outfit idea will test the cinema knowledge of your friends. Not everyone knows that Zac Efron infamously danced around in a hornet thong before having his thingie exposed at the beach. PRO TIP: Look like Zac Efron to really drive the concept home.
1) Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie
This is for the real cinephiles out there. Chris Evans was the definition of iconic when he bared his gorgeous fuzzy bod in just some fake whipped cream and fruit. PRO TIP: Refer to yourself as a "snack." You're bound to meet your husband.
