Noah is definitely one of the sexiest names in history, and when you really think about it, the OG Noah - of Noah's Arc fame - was kind of a kinkster. He brought a bunch of animals on a boat to have sex with each other! It's this kind of unabashed whimsy and panachefor danger that has so endeared the name Noah to our hearts.

And when it comes to picking the top ten hottest nude celebrities named Noah, we have a total smorgasbord of sexiness to choose from! These days the most in-demand Noah in Hollywood might just be Noah Centineo. He goes shirtless to show off his gorgeous ripped bod in pretty any project hestars in, including Sierra Burgess Is a Loser, To All the Boys I've Loved Before, and his sa sa sa steamy afCalvin Kleinads!

While no - ya got us! - Noah Centineo has never gone nude in movies or television before, there are tons of gorgeous nude actors named Noah to pick up the slack, including thecute Noah Matthew, who showed his plump smooth ass on True Blood and even Noah Saavedra, who went epically full frontal to show off his hung uncut penis in Egon Schiele: Death and the Maiden.

Plus aninordinatenumber of actors naked Noah have filmed steamy gay scenes, and you can check out all of the Noah hotness right here, right now! Is there any hotter name out there? No...ah!