Trespass Against Us (2016)

If being a hottie is a crime, consider Michael Fassbender guilty as charged in the thriller Trespass Against Us (2016), not to be confused with the thriller Trespass Into Terror (2015). Under the direction of Adam Smith, this R rated flick follows a crime family called the Cutlers who are based in England. There’s the patriarch (Brendan Gleeson), his son Chad (Fassbender), Chad’s wife Kelly (Lyndsey Marshal), and their children Tyson (Georgie Smith) and Mini (Kacie Anderson). Granted, the kids aren’t part of the criminal ring … yet. In fact, that’s why Chad wants to get his family onto a legal path. Of course, this mission is easier said than done, especially since he can’t read and his dad wants him to remain a thief. Will Chad get any help from P.C. Lovage (Rory Kinnear), Windows (Barry Keoghan), Kenny (Killian Scott), and Lester (Gerard Kearns)? Or will these blokes throw him under the proverbial bus? At least, Gordon Bennett (Sean Harris) does us a favor by flashing his naked T&A just seven minutes into the pic! Later, Gordon must doff his duds for Chad’s cruel amusement. As such, the nude dude reveals his chest, bum, balls and cock before being covered in paint. Mind you, we can think of another liquid we’d like to douse on him! In other words, Mr. Harris’s privates go public at the movie’s 01:08:38 mark. Even though this dramatic flick was a critical miss and box office flop, we give it two thumbs and one dick up!