Hey, it's TV time here at Mr. Man. Let's see who is nude and what they are showing and where we can view them with Mr. Man's handy-dandy TV Nudity Report which will have you getting handsy with yourself.

City on a Hill is back for another season. This time? We've got bacon. We are talking about Kevin Bacon, that is. We hope you're hungry because Bacon is looking like a snack in his boxer shorts.

TV Nudity Report: City on a Hill, P-Valley, The Chi 8.2.22

Do you need real nudity? Let P-Valley take care of you. P-Valley never disappoints and this past week they delivered on the derriere. Tahj Vaughans had us gagging with his perfectly round booty. Bacon was the meal, but Tahj is bringing cake for dessert!

TV Nudity Report: City on a Hill, P-Valley, The Chi 8.2.22

Yes, a gun is pulled on him in this scene and it is scary - but isn't it also hot? Because he is hot? That truly is something to think about.

TV Nudity Report: City on a Hill, P-Valley, The Chi 8.2.22

The Chi did something that all of us could take pleasure in this past week: deliver a scene in which star Jacob Latimore walked around a room with only a towel wrapped around his waist. This chiseled, effortlessly cool and handsome hunk looks strapping in his towel. He had us hoping a breeze from the famous Windy City could whisk that towel right off of his body and show us what he's packing down there!