Just last week I highlighted nudity from the Culkin brothers. That was because two - yes, TWO - Culkins were trending right here on Mr. Man. That was because Kieran Culkin stars in Succession which had its season premiere last week, but also because his brother Rory Culkin may have shown his dick in Swarm a week ago. The internet was buzzing - and they still are. People are STILL asking us: did Rory Culkin really show his cock? Let's investigate #CulkinCockGate.
Let's first talk about this wild new show Swarm. It comes to us from the genius mind of Donald Glover, creator and star of the critically acclaimed Atlanta (let's not forget that we have seen Donald's derriere in the past as well). The Amazon Prime miniseries follows a young woman named Dre (played by Dominique Fishback) who is obsessed with a pop star named Ni'Jah. Ni'Jah is clearly modeled after Beyonce...like very obviously clearly. Anyway, the show is an examination of fandom as Dre meets Ni'Jah and things get WEIRD. I won't spoil anything, but this thrilling series takes a twisted turn.
There is some relief from the weirdness in the very first episode when Dre hangs out in bed with the hunky, long-haired, blue-eyed Rory Culkin. He looks delicious - and, no, I'm not just talking about the strawberries that he presses up against his cock in this scene. What a way to start your series: with Rory Culkin's cock.
The nude Rory gets out of bed and somehow grabs a bowl of strawberries. He presents it to his clothed date who is still in bed. Her eyes widen to see this glass bowl of berries pressed up against his cock. Like literally pressed. His peen looks smushed through the glass, but we can see everything clearly from the balls to the smooshed shaft to the defined tip. He grabs a juicy berry and eats it. Oh, how seductive!
Consider me horny AND hungry. If you'd like some berries and cream, then you need to watch the scene here:
Is this his real cock? Well, since the scene cutaway and there is only a closeup of cock it is very unlikely. This appears to be a body double, folks. I am sorry to say. The Culkins are all daring actors and Rory is especially known for playing serious and sexy roles. However, he hasn't been so bold as to go dong out yet. This appears to be a body double - a very lucky and sexy body double.
Will Rory show his penis soon? It's possible! This was only the series premiere of Swarm, so we all have to keep watching to see if there is any nudity to come in the near future. I also have high hopes for the Culkin brothers. Kieran and Rory are both enjoying success right now and I hope that they become inspired to push their success into the nudity realm. Their fans (me) are ready!
