Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn gay sex, jerk off scene, nude, and everything in between. Today's the day folks. Taylor Swift just released a huge double album titled The Tortured Poets Department, and per usual the songs are filled with scathing but cryptic references to her exes. Folks are speculating that Joe Alwyn is taking the brunt of Swift's fervor, and naturally that means that we need to relive the sexiest Joe Alwyn moments from cinema!
Joe Alwyn Jerk Off Scene In The Favourite
The thirty-three-year-old former twink has a super toned body and a thick head of blonde locks that you could lose a dick in. But enough about Taylor Swift. We're here to talk about Joe Alwyn! This British babe first got sexy on camera in The Favourite. Alwyn's jack off scene goes down shortly after his character Masham marries the pluckily opportunistic Abigail, played by Emma Stone. The uninterested Abigail consummated the marriage of convenience by jerking Masham to completion for around a minute. We don't see anything besides Alwyn's bod, but his audible fits of ecstasy and implied ejaculation during this tedious handy are enough to give us insight into his relationship with Taylor Swift.
Joe Alwyn Gay Sex Scene In Boy Erased
Alwyn followed up The Favourite with another non-nude but still graphic sex scene. Joe climbs on top of Lucas Hedges, pulls down his boxers, and sticks his dick in Lucas' ass from behind! The brief intense fucking could use a hardcore POV shot or two, but we're not kicking it out of bed.
Joe Alwyn Nude In Stars At Noon
Alwyn's foray into leading man territory, Stars At Nude - I mean Stars At Noon! - endured a frosty critical reception. But we still love seeing Joe's smooth, perfectly fat ass as he sexes up nepo baby Margaret Qualley. She plays a targeted journalist who thinks hooking up with Alwyn will help her escape Nicaragua. That doesn't work out, but the sex looks good!
Joe Alwyn Sex Scenes In Conversations With Friends
We don't have a Joe Alwyn and Taylor Swift sex tape, thank the Lord, but if that's something you're into, you can piece together something in your imagination using Joe's trio of nude scenes in Hulu's Conversations With Friends. Hulu reteamed with Normal People scribe Sally Rooney for this relationship drama. Unlike Normal People's Paul Mescal, Joe Alwyn penis is nowhere to be found. But again, that ass. We'd like Joe to torture our poets department, if you know what I mean!
