A surprising number of people who visit our site to do so in hopes of seeing Chris Pine nude. 'Chris Pine penis' is a commonly searched term here, and thankfully the man has delivered... though to what extent he's delivered is a hotly debated topic. Let's discuss and discover shall we?
Chris Pine turns forty-three years old today, so let's look back at his best nude scene for a little dick redemption. In 2018 Chris Pine's penis became the talk of the town when word of its size got out, thanks to his Netflix movie Outlaw King. Leading up to the movie's release Variety proclaimed that Chris Pine's “anatomy (was) the belle of the ball in Toronto” - referring to the movie's debut at the Toronto Film Festival. An article in Vulture exclaimed “Pine’s penis dazzles." We were excited! What feast for the eyes did Outlaw King hold?
After the movie hit Netflix, the media changed its tune and seemed to turn on Chris' penis. Following the movie's availability on Netflix an Esquire headline read 'I Have Some Disappointing News About Chris Pine's Penis in Outlaw King.' This is because Chris Pine's frontal shot in Outlaw King was far more distant than the buzz would have you believe. How can we know that it's the belle of the ball in Toronto, or that it dazzles? It's very far away, and a casual Outlaw King viewer might even miss the shot if not paying close attention. Needless to say 2018 was a dark time for penises.
Chris Pine Penis In Outlaw King
However, we're here today to revisit history and give Chris Pine's penis a second shot. Thanks to our advanced GIF technology and high-resolution images, we can spend as much time as we want to get as close to Chris Pine's penis as possible. His penis actually is sizable, and it really does deserve a second of your time. Maybe Pine just knew that he needed to leave the people wanting more. Now we want all up in that thing!
More Chris Pine Nude Scenes
Chris Pine has starred in some of the biggest budget blockbusters of the past decade. It's due to his mainstream appeal that many people don't realize that Chris actually stripped down in front of the camera numerous times in some pretty gratitutious scenes.
Sure, Pine has starred in the mega-successful Wonder Woman, as well as Wonder Woman 1984, and sure some people may know him as Captain James T. Kirk from his Star Trek movies. But what about the time that Chris Pine went nude to show off his balls in 2014's Stretch? And what about the time that Chris Pine went for a fully nude skinny dip in a lake with his big penis exposed in Outlaw King? Head to the gallery below to see Chris Pine's sexiest on-screen moments ever. And give penis a chance. It's his birthday after all.
