Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition (2016)

What do you do when you have two characters each belonging to multibillion-dollar franchises? If you’re DC Comics, you throw ‘em in a movie together to make it rain cash! And thus, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) was born! Bucking sense for cents, director Zack Snyder brings us a well-meaning but destructive and fiscally irresponsible Superman (Henry Cavill) who doesn’t BAT an eye at damaging entire cities if it means getting the bad guy. Batman (Ben Affleck) can’t just stand back and hope that Superman stays a good guy, so he really wants to build some Bat-stuff that could take down The Man of Steel. Luckily, Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg) has captured all sorts of Kryptonite, even though the US Government specifically forbade him from doing that. When Lex kidnaps Martha Kent (Diane Lane) and says he'll only give her back if Superman kills Batman, we get the big showdown of our elementary school debate dreams. Fans didn't love this one, and the "Martha" stuff went down in superhero movie infamy, but you can't say the leads didn't do their best in the weight room to get into super shape. Ben Affleck is absolutely jacked as The Dark Knight, who we get to watch doing shirtless exercises like pullups, bench presses, and beating the crap out of a tire with a sledgehammer. Speaking of beating, you can't beat the Bat-ass we see when Batfleck shows his buns in the shower. We're not sure if the rumors were ever true, but Mr. Man's cock was throbbin if he's looking for a new Robin! Henry Cavill is even more shredded making eggs in the kitchen without his shirt on. Take it off, Kal-El from Krypton! Last but not least, General Zod himself Michael Shannon lies shirtless in a tub of goo while Lex Luthor brings him back to life. We'll kneel before his rod! Batman V Superman is the showdown that'll make you pull your pants down!