Welcome to our first ever Battle of the Bulge - where we pick two Mr. Man-approved Hollywood pieces of ass and let YOU decide who's hotter! And gentlemen, we're starting things off BIG. It isn't necessarily an industry secret that Irish men are some of the most hung dudes in the world, and it doesn't get much more hung than Michael Fassbender and Colin Farrell!
Who is Hotter?
— Mr Man (@MrMan) April 1, 2020
Michael Fassbender first took us to penis school in 2008 with Hunger. Audiences had a hankering for his huge slab, which can be seen in two different scenes! Three years later he delivered one of the most iconic cockshots in Hollywood herstory with Shame.Michael walks towards the camera with his monstermember and gargantuangonads swinging to and fro. TO AND FRO BITCHES. In a different scene as Michael pees in the toilet you can see his penis from behind. Now those are some urinal cakes.
And then there's fellow Irishman Colin Farrell. With his insanely sexy face - complete with amazing jet black head of hair and piercing eyes - Colin can do some colon damage with his clothes on. But thankfully he took themright the hell on off in 2004's Alexander when he showed his meaty twatin bed during a gay scene! We got another frontal look in 2006 in Ask the Dust, but our best look at Colin's huge Irish dick came in 2008's Triage. He takes a soapy bath and we can clearly see his fat penis!
You really can't make a wrong choice here - but make a choice you must. So for our first ever Battle of the Bulge, who are YOU going to pick - Michael Fassbender or Colin Farrell? Here are some of their hottest scenes ever to help you decide. Good luck!
Michael Fassbender
Colin Farrell
