Ben Garant may look like the boy-next-door, but he is much more than that. He's responsible for so much entertainment that we love, it's borderline ridiculous. Plus, he sometimes has a mustache we want to tickle us! This dark-haired, slim hunk is a Southern boy at heart, originally from Cookeville, Tennessee. While at NYU, Ben joined the sketch comedy crew The State alongside Thomas Lennon, Ken Marino and a bunch of other future Hollywood stars, who all got their own MTV show in 1993. Ten years later, in 2003 Ben and Lennon teamed up to create the now legendary cop comedy Reno 911! with Ben playing all sorts of different roles on the show. By far his best work has come as Deputy Travis Junior, who we see rocking some whitey tighties during a sexy stripdown at gunpoint. Somebody call 911, we've got some serious swelling in our schlongs! Over the next few years, Ben focused on writing, pumping out the screenplays to stuff like Taxi (2004), The Pacifier (2005) and Night at the Museum (2006). In 2007 he teamed up with Lennon on the big screen when he wrote and directed the ping pong comedy Balls of Fury (2007), but what had us furiously draining our balls to Ben Garant was when he popped up in The Ten (2007). It's a comedy anthology with stories about the ten commandments, where a shirtless Ben sat back with a few of his shirtless buddies as part of a giant gay orgy. We get to see his slim, tanned torso and suddenly we are lusting after him! Ben's moved on to play Gio on Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and did some voice work in The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022), but is mostly still writing movies like Baywatch (2017) and a rumored The Cannonball Run (1981) remake. One look at Ben in that thong and your balls will be tingling. Mr. Man Garan-t's it!
