Bert Kreischer Sexy

Who could’ve guessed that the man once crowned “Number One Partier in the Nation” by Rolling Stone Magazine in 1997 would be a blast to spend an evening with?? But it’s the truth - this Florida State and Alpha Tau Omega alum who became the inspiration behind National Lampoon’s Van Wilder is now a top-grossing stand up comedian who has added movie star to resume. Using the anecdote that seemingly launched his popularity, Bert brought his signature shirtlessness to the big screen in 2023’s The Machine, about a comedian who gets kidnapped with his dad and brought to Russia to retrieve a watch he drunkenly stole over twenty years ago. Before downing beer like Popeye inhales spinach, Bert rips off his top to fight a host of Russian baddies and somehow is able to give them a run for their money. What’s the over/under on Bert having one of those shirts that says “it’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a sex machine?"