Book of Love (2004)

Never let your bored and self-conscious wife hang out with a teen boy who makes her feel special. That's page one stuff in Mr. Man's Book of Love (2004). In this drama from Alan Brown, high school history teacher David (Simon Baker) is newly wed to the beautiful Elaine (Frances O’Connor). The doting duo descends on their local creamery, crossing paths with lonely teenager Chet (Gregory Smith). The group hit it off, and since Chet's got nowhere to live, eventually welcome him into their house. The fresh-faced Chet crushes on his cream dream, leading to a one-night stand with Elaine. Book her, Danno, that boy is underage! Once the wandering wife confesses to her fling, the couple’s marriage just might become history. But before you shed a tear for David's descent into full on cuckold status, try and see the subtext that appears to suggest David might've wanted Chet to milk his cock before Elaine got to him first. Moral of the story: if the hot piece of jailbait slinging soft serve gets you rock hard, do not take him home! We'd like to think Elaine could've made a May-December threesome happen if she'd been more honest with her husband. Since here at Skin Central we're an open book, we'll happily declare that we wanted to try every sexual position in the book after seeing Simon Baker in his whitey tighties! Simon strolls around in a tiny pair of underwear that highlight his massive bulge, before he pulls them down and we get a quick look at his pubes. Then, Baker briefly bares his textbook bottom during a bedroom chat with O’Connor. The teacher’s tail will make you want to study hard! With that look at his ass, Book of Love is A-okay in our book!