Chris Bauer Nude

Los Angeles native Chris Bauer was born in the right city to express his talents, both as an actor and as a hunk. He landed roles in HBO's The Wire (2002), and found infamy on the big screen with The Devil's Advocate (1997), playing a school teacher/pedophile. But it is as a detective on the horror series True Blood (2008) that he proves himself less a dick while, as of yet, not showing his dick. He does let us sink our teeth into his hot crossed buns in an episode called "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Let's hope he turns the other cheek and shows off his meat. Most recently, you can see Chris' meat in the show The Deuce, where in season three episode one he takes his buns out as he has sex with a woman in a bathroom stall while wearing his leather jacket. You can see him again in Heels. In season one episode four, Chris has a full-on freak out on a plane after exiting the bathroom wearing nothing but his belt. You can briefly see his bare buns and also a prosthetic dick. Hey...it's better than nothing! In episode two, you won't want to miss a nude Chris talking to a few other dudes on the phone while we at home get a quick look at his seat meat when he moves towards a window. With any luck, Chris will keep in touch with his naughty side and continue to show off his goods for years to come!