Still looking for a last minute gift? Didn’t get what you really wanted this holiday season? Well, Mr. Man has a few suggestions to fill those holes, wink wink! The last two weeks have seen a spattering of new nudity on disc and you can read up on those racy releases right here!
White Reindeer Blu-Ray
If you’re depressed but somehow still feeling the holiday spirit, get your hands on this 2013 indie about a real estate agent in suburban Virginia who’s husband’s untimely death just before Christmas prompts her to form a friendship with the stripper he cheated in her with. Come for the oddly dark warmth, stay for mumblecore filmmaker Joe Swanberg rock out with his cock out while playing Rockband in the buff. Talk about a weird win-win!
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The Staircase Season One DVD
HBO Max’s true crime-inspired limited series about the murder of Kathleen Peterson stars Colin Firth as her nefarious politician husband Michael, who we see having a steamy sexual encounter with Donny Boaz while watching porn, plus a hunky Patrick Schwarzenegger (playing the couple's son) in just his boxer briefs!
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Twilight Blu-Ray
Not the start of the sparkly vampire saga, this is actually the 1998 thriller starring Paul Newman, Gene Hackman, and Susan Sarandon. And if that collection of classic A-listers isn’t enough, it also has a long-haired Liev Schreiber having sex with Reese Witherspoon and almost flashing us his Ray Dong-avon when he heads into the bathroom.
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4 Film Collection: Nicholas Sparks DVD
Four films based on Nicholas Sparks novels are being released in one gloriously sappy package. And speaking of packages… well, we don’t see any, but we do get a few peeks at Zac Efron’s cheeks in 2012's The Lucky One and we come majorly close when Ryan Gosling and a slew of prospective soldiers stand naked in a room to get checked by a military doctor in 2004's The Notebook . What do WE want, you ask?? How about more naked, hot Gosling!
