Classy British gent Colin Firth may have won an Oscar for his portrayal in The King’s Speech of the stuttering King George VI, but we’re not stuttering when we say that this guy is hot-hot-hot! Colin’s career really began to take off when he appeared as the stuck-up (we wish!) aristocrat Fitzwilliam Darcy in the 1995 BBC mini-series of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Unfortunately he keeps his pride and his prejud-ass covered. What the firth?
His performance led to Colin being cast in the 2001 romantic comedy Bridget Jones’s Diary, an updated retelling of Pride and Prejudice. Colin plays the hooker-loving dreamboat Hugh Grant’s rival for the affections of disgustingly lucky Renée Zellweger. Three year later he reprised the role in the sequel, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. But we can’t think of a reason why she would need another chance to pick Colin!
Colin’s characters have often had a penchant for penis, beginning with trying to get inside Kevin Bacon in 2005’s Where the Truth Lies. In 2009, he won acclaim for his role as a gay college professor in A Single Man, then played a bisexual secret agent in 2011’s Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Just call him 007…inches!