There’s no shortage of men with the moniker of Dan Thomas. A quick search reveals TV producer Dan Thomas who served as an ESPN soccer studio host and play-by-play commentator. In Texas, there’s a Republican politician with the same name as well as a Democratic politician who goes by Danny Thomas. Speaking of, many may recall Marlo Thomas’s entertainer father who starred on the long-running sitcom The Danny Thomas Show (1953-1964). Amid all this confusion is another actor called Dan Thomas. Granted, this performer may not be a household name — unless that household enjoys Italian sex comedies! Boasting a thick head of hair, blue eyes and a built bod, Dan was meant to strut his stuff on screen. As such, he was cast in Pier Paolo Pasolini’s provocative adaptation of The Canterbury Tales (1972). Based on the medieval narrative poem by Geoffrey Chaucer, the X-rated flick features Laura Betti, Ninetto Davoli, Franco Citti, Josephine Chaplin, Alan Webb, Jenny Runacre, John Francis Lane, Athol Coats, Tom Baker, Robin Askwith, and Dan’s fab flesh! During a sex scene, the nude dude displays his naked T&A! If that’s not arousing enough, Mr. Thomas shows off his John Thomas as he fools around with his lady friend in bed. The skintastic act gives fans an all access pass to Dan’s abs, sack and shaft! We get an even better view of his love muscle when the buff babe lounges around. You have our solemn promise that you’ll like what you see from this Dan Thomas!
