The delicious David Krumholtz was just thirteen years old when he went to an open audition for a Broadway play, got the part, and found himself acting alongside Tony Shalhoub, Jason Biggs and Judd Hirsch. Welcome to acting! Born in Queens, New York City, the future make us luster showed he belonged with those A-listers, and soon made his onscreen debut in the film Life with Mikey (1993). Just a year later and David, despite being proudly Jewish, made himself a Christmastime staple with his work as Bernard the head elf in The Santa Clause (1994). Between a long run as Bruno Verma on the Tom Selleck led drama The Closer, and a memorable role as the nerdy bud of Joseph Gordon-Levitt that gets a dick drawn on his face by Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), David got stripped and sexy for the Natasha Lyonne led dramatic comedy Slums of Beverly Hills. Set in the mid-1970s, this comedy follows a lower middle-class girl as she tries to deal with her chaotic family, while living on the outer boundary of Beverly Hills. David gives us an eyeful of that beautiful bulge and perfect pudge when he sings Sinatra in his living room, wearing only tighty whities! David’s hot, hairy chest looks so sexy, we want to sing, too! Luck be a Lady? Lucky us, for getting to see that package! A close friend of Seth Rogen, David moved on to play Goldstein, the Hot Dog Heaven craving stoner in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004), the very threatening Benji Austen who makes Michael Cera sing for him in Superbad (2007), and starred as the crime solving math genius Charlie Eppes on CBS' Numb3rs. David's been in all sorts of movies and TV shows over the years, though he's likely best known as campaign team member Josh Mariner on The Good Wife, 1970's pron director Harvey Wasserman on The Deuce, and insurance agent Monty Levin in The Plot Against America. Despite it being nearly thirty years later, he's set to reprise his role as Bernard the Elf in Disney Plus' The Santa Clauses. We're too old for toys, but sure do wish David Krumholtz would gift us wit a nude scene! It'd have us playing with ourselves for hours!
