What was up with the brief moment in America that we all became obsessed with the Netflix docuseries Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem, and Madness (2020)? Was it the girl who got her arm bit off, the lingering mystery of whether Carole killed her husband and fed him to a bunch of tigers, how the heck Joe wound up becoming a legitimate candidate for Governor of Oklahoma, or was it just that everyone was stuck at home due to Covid and had nothing better to do? Probably all of the above, but a highly underrated mystery of the tiger show was how the heck Joe Exotic got so much top notch dick. If you're into men and you've seen the documentary, then you've wondered who Dillon Passage is and how he ended up with the mulleted big cat aficionado. This smiling sweetheart was Joe Exotic's fifth husband, marrying him in the documentary and even staying by his side even when his hubby goes to jail (spoiler alert). While Dillon has since filed for divorce, we can watch the documentary and look back at happier times for the couple. At one point, Dillon and Joe share some sensual kisses in a set of engagement photos, adding some much needed sexual relief to this engaging but tense story. A little later, we see Dillon filming himself dancing shirtless with a woman in front of a swimming pool, as the voiceover explains that Dillon is looking for his five minutes of fame. With those grrrrr-eat abs, he deserve it, but if Dillon took his pants off and showed us the secret Passage Joe's been exploring, he'd absolutely demand it. Dillon Passage has gotta show us that package!
