Italian stallion Eduardo Valdarnini looks like he came straight out of our European fantasies, with his dashing dark hair, tan and tall figure, and luscious pouty lips. Sign us up for some backpacking and man-jacking across Europe! This Euro sex symbol first had us saying 'caio!' to his handsome face in a 2013 episode of Roles. Eduardo must have that European work ethic, since he doesn't crank out as many movies as his American counterparts. But unlike so many nephews of Uncle Sam, Eduardo isn't too shy to take his pants off onscreen. The first time we introduced our peen to Valdarnini was in the coming of age flick Arianna (2015). Eduardo takes his big Italian hardo and goes to town between a lovely lady's legs. We don't see the pumped up prosciutto giving her the big O, but we do get to see his tight ass while thrusting. Eduardo moved on to hit the small screen as Gabriele Marchillli on Suburra: Blood on Rome. That one's an organized crime drama, whose real crime is only giving us a look at Eduardo while he lies in bed shirtless. Eduardo finally gave us another bone in Mascarpone (2021). It's a drama about a divorcee rediscovering his individuality after getting tossed out of the house. Eduardo feels so free that he walks around the house with his pants off, letting his buns feel the breeze. Eventually he throws on a pair of whitey tighties, which just lets us indulge in staring at the bulge. These days you can catch Eduardo playing Spartaco Mattei on Netflix's cop show Nero a meta. A nude scene would make meta betta, since Eduardo Valdarnini always pleases our weenie!