During a snowy Belgian winter, a group of young people do what young people do best: find catharsis through plenty of sex! Grieve through getting beave. Mourn by making amateur porn. But because these are Millennials, they don't define their sexualities the same way people did in years past, and because Even Lovers Get the Blues (2016) is a fancy piece of Belgian cinema, they don't censor the fun! Mr. Man would need to set up one of those red string conspiracy theory boards to keep track of all the sex partners in this one, so try to keep up. Hugo (Gaël Maleux) shows off his cock as he smokes in bed after sex, but sadly, it's our last glimpse of him. See, Hugo dies from a seizure right then and there, causing the whole group of friends a lot of grief. His girl Anna (Marie Denys) refuses to move on and starts getting creepy and weird with his cadaver, before getting over his death by going to the nastiest sex clubs she can find every night. Meanwhile, Graciano (Gabriel Da Costa) can't seem to get hard for his girlfriend Dalhia (Adriana Da Fonseca), but he quickly figures it out by adding Hugo's sexy brother Arthur (Tristan Schotte) to the mix. That's one way to mourn your dead bro! Louis (Arnaud Bronsart) and Leo (Severine Porzio) are the closest we get to a boring couple, since that pair's primary fight involves whether they want to bring a baby into the family or not. The movie follows all their hookups and hangups but is all about the sex scenes! Gabriel shows off his cock several times plus his bare buns during the fun. Whether it's when he's railing a woman in a dirty bathroom, getting heavy and hot with Tristan Schotte during a camping scene of carnal pleasure, or whipping out his hose to fulfill a woman's fireman fetish, Mr. Da Costa provided so many money shots! We love that! While we got a quick shot of Tristan Schotte looking hot when he flashes ass getting gay with Gabriel, it was Gael Maleux who showed his cock the clearest. Gael's lying in bed, fully naked, smoking a cigarette with his pecker perfectly in center frame! Oh Hugo, you and your huge hog were truly gone too soon! It sure looks like these lovers never get the blue balls!
