It’s all Greek to us when it comes to the skinternational flick Xenia (2014), not to be confused with the fantasy series Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001). Under the pen and direction of Panos H. Koutras, this drama centers around Albanian brothers Danny (Kostas Nikouli) and Odysseus (Nikos Gelia) who live in Greece. When their mother dies, the siblings risk deportation. As such, they set out on a journey to find their estranged father who is Greek and allegedly wealthy. During their travels, it’s impossible not to notice how different the brothers are. Danny is a flamboyant teen with a bleached blonde New Wave haircut and a pet bunny. He’s not afraid to receive oral from an older man, while Odysseus is a handsome heterosexual who has inherited his mom’s talent for singing. Of course, you’ll be humming when you get a gander at the guys getting literally hosed down. Fast-forward to the 01:10:00 spot to see the two dudes doff their duds outdoors. As the naked babes take an impromptu shower with a garden hose, they show off their collective backs, abs, buns and junk! While the scene makes Mr. Nikouli and Mr. Gelia chilled by the cold water, Mr. Man is getting hot! If that’s not arousing enough, another scene has Nikos steaming up the lens when he sheds his threads. The skintastic act showcases the actor’s ass, cock and balls. No wonder Xenia was Greece’s submission for Oscar’s Best Foreign Language Film. Mind you, the movie’s nudity needs no translation!