Diamantino (2018)

One of the weirder movies you'll ever see,Diamantino (2019) is a dreamy Portuguese flick filled with magical realism and all sorts of fantasy sequences. Plus, it stars the man of your dreams! Carloto Corra stars as Diamantino Matamouros, a Portuguese soccer star who is pretty clearly supposed to be Cristiano Ronaldo. Diamantino isn't just a beautiful athlete, however, he's also a great guy. In fact, he's such a good dude that he loses a game for Portugal in the World Cup because he's thinking about the refugee crisis when he should be focusing on a free kick. Now a national disgrace, Diamantino decides he should adopt a refugee to make the world a better place only for a slick government agent named Aisha (Cleo Tavares) to end up posing as a refugee boy so she can move into Diamantino's home and do some investigating. Meanwhile, Diamantino's evil sisters are helping a doctor (Carla Maciel) with a scheme to clone Diamantino to create some kind of super soldiers of soccer. Eventually both these plotlines will meet in an ending that's somehow even weirder than you're probably imagining. Carloto got himself into impeccable shape for this one, with him noting that it was especially important for him to match Mr. Ronaldo's legendary six-pack abs. Goal scoring body goals, indeed! They look great, but not as good as his incredible ass when he imagines himself playing soccer totally nude. You might not be allowed to use your hands in soccer, but we'd like to get our hands on that thing! And while there are no exercises you can do to make your cock bigger, ours sure grew when Carloto's cock while he did some naked canoodling on a beach with a black babe. Diamantino will have you hard as diamonds!