Cha Cha Cha (2013)

A private detective gets in too deep while investigating the death of a teenage boy in the crime thriller Cha Cha Cha (2013). Sexy, swarthy Italian actor Luca Argentero stars as Corso, a former elite cop turned private detective who receives a call from his former lover Michelle (Eva Herzigova) asking for help. Her sixteen-year-old son Tommy (Jan Tarnovskiy) was recently killed in a hit-and-run accident on the streets of Rome, and she wants Corso to find the person (or persons) responsible. Pretty basic, right? You'd think, but things get weird pretty quickly. See, Michelle's new man is Argento (Pippo Delbono), a bigshot lawyer with connections to some pretty bad dudes. When one of his associates ends up dead, Corso is convinced there's a connection. Argento tries to convince his girl that the whole thing's just a ploy to get her back, but Corso's investigation leads him down a dark path filled with prostitution, drugs, and government corruption! Lucky for us, it also leads Luca to expose his sack, seat and Italian sausage when he is ambushed by three men in the shower. Yes, you couldn't blame Michelle if the whole thing ended up nothing but a ploy to get Corso back into her cha-cha after seeing Luca passed out naked on the ground after getting beaten up, nevermind the shower scene where we see every inch of him before the fight begins. Whether it's a hit and run or not, we'd hit it! You think you can stop thinking about that Italian dreamboat? No cha-cha-chance! Cha Cha Cha? More like Cock Cock Cock!