Bizarre (2015)

We’re nuts about the nutsacks in the French flick Bizarre (2015), not to be confused with the Italian thriller Bizarre (1987). Part drama, part romance and part musical, this skinternational pic is totally sexy! Under the pen and direction of Etienne Faure, the story centers around Maurice (Pierre Prieur), a stateside newbie who leaves France for the whimsical vintage stores and funky coffee shops of Brooklyn, New York. Just kidding; he does head to the Big Apple, but it’s more for the big bananas than the lattes. Since the pouty newcomer is a stranger in a strange world, he finds a sense of place after meeting the two female owners (Raquel Nave and Rebekah Underhill) of a burlesque bar called Bizarre. As you can guess, it doesn’t take long for Maurice to become the face of the club — and to get involved in some sexually explicit situations that land him a spot on this website. In other words, check out Monsieur Prieur as he reveals his chest and peen while in bed with two ladies just 15 minutes into the movie. A few minutes later, he and his chicks are in the shower together. When you see Pierre’s drenched derrière, you’ll be reaching for a towel! In another scene, he and Charlie Himmelstein fulfill all of our locker room fantasies by getting nude in front of each other. But then Charlie shows off his thick cock to Adrian James. Needless to say, we love the baguettes and buns on these hotties!