Into The Lion's Den (2011)

No, Into the Lion’s Den (2011) isn’t a Biblically-based flick retelling the tale of the prophet Daniel doing battle with a ferocious beast. Also known as Deadly Hookup, this Dan Lantz thriller features some dead-sexy creatures! In fact, it’s a homoerotic drama that follows three gay guys on a cross-country road trip from California to New York. The main characters consist of the super slutty Johnny (Jesse Archer); the sensitive introvert Michael (Ronnie Kroell); and the stick-in-the-mud Ted (Kristen-Alexzander Griffith). En route, Johnny blows a gas station attendant (Jake Steel) who flashes his ass and impressive peen in a public toilet just 5 minutes into the movie! Luckily, this restroom is more for pumping than dumping. Later, the three amigos make a pit stop at a “redneck” bar called the Lion’s Den to celebrate their nearly completed journey. But their fun night slowly turns into a fight for survival when they fall into a trap set by a devious dude at the bar. Of course, their pain becomes our gain when we get to see Johnny getting drilled by Frank (Michael Mcfadden). The skintastic act showcases Jesse’s hairy chest and all the rest of Mr. Mcfadden’s Mcfabulous frame. If that’s not erotic enough, Mr. Kroell gives a brief peen performance when his shower is interrupted by his dildo-wielding buddy. Getting clean has never seemed so dirty! Even though the story feels by the numbers, it features prime figures — especially when it comes to the chiseled physiques on the male leads. Roar!