LUCA GUADAGNINO’S BONES AND ALL pic.twitter.com/Q1ErygQvGF
— Timothée Chalamet (@RealChalamet) August 10, 2022
Meat’s back on the menu! Timothée Chalamet has now been added to the list of handsome hunks taking chunks out of unsuspecting victims with the trailer release of his upcoming cannibal love story Bones And All. What better reason to fondly remember all of our favorite flesh barers who also played flesh eaters. They may love skin more than we do!
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We might as well start with the most famous screen cannibal of them all, Dr. Hannibal Lector. And while British actors Anthony Hopkins and Brian Cox have both portrayed the hungry Hannibal in films, our favorite has to be the delicious Dane, Mads Mikkelsen of the Hannibal television series. This former dancer isn’t shy about showing off his body, whether he’s a young dude fighting naked on a beach in Torremolinos 73 or an aging assassin in Polar.
Poor Ethan Hawke, who bared his backside in bed with Marisa Tomei in Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, took desperate measure to survive when he played a member of the Uruguayan rugby whose plane crashed into the Andes mountains in Alive.
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It’s hard to believe, but the doe-eyed Elijah Wood once placed a killer who consumed prostitutes in the screen adaptation of the graphic novel Sin City, and somehow still kept his smooth, svelte figure.
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Robert Carlyle flashed his bumcakes in the horror-western Ravenousnot long after he’d already given us a tantalizing taste as an aspiring exotic dancer in The Full Monty.
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Once a go-to romantic lead in classic comedies like Notting Hill, we almost forgot that Hugh Grant played the Chief of the cannibalistic Kona tribe in Cloud Atlas.
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Right before playing the infamous pillar of nudity, drummer Tommy Lee, in the nothin’-mini-about-it series Pam Tommy, Sebastian Stan starred in another Hulu project, Fresh. Sebastian’s Steve shows us just how tough the modern dating world is right now for a human meat butcher just trying to make a living.
It’s no wonder these sexy carnivores always had plans for dinner!
