Everybody’s favorite city-stomping reptile is ruling the entertainment biz lately, thanks to the Apple TV+ series Monarch: Legacy of Monsters and the upcoming feature film Godzilla x King: The New Empire. Of course, here at Man Central, giant monsters makes us think of one thing - monster cocks, of course! So we got to wondering which dudes from all the Godzilla movies has shown us their own little kaiju?
Surprisingly, or maybe not, we found five men from the franchise who’ve done full frontal. Could there be a secret link between the prehistoric destroyer and the hot men we want to destroy us with their pocket rockets? And which of these trouser snakes can you picture ravaging Tokyo?
Alex Ferns Nude
The sexy Scot about to tangle with Godzilla in 2024’s Godzilla x Kong has actually give us a taste of his haggis twice. We most recently saw it in Chernobyl, but we prefer his XXX moment in 2006’s Low Winter Sun.
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Aaron Taylor-Johnson Nude
The beefy Brit starred alongside the monster in the 2014 reboot, but his costar in 2019’s A Million Little Pieces was his thick, swingin’ dick.
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Alexander Skarsgård Nude
The towering Swede had double the trouble in 2021’s Godzilla vs. Kong, but he’ll always be the fang-tastic Eric Northman from True Blood in our eyes - especially when he gave us an unforgettable eyeful of his penis in the sixth season that left is burning for more!
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Thomas Middleditch Nude
The Canadian cutie can be seen in 2019’s Godzilla: King of Monsters, but Thomas was the King of Skin in the 2014 comedy Search Party with his five phenomenal fully nude scenes.
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Malcolm Danare Nude
We dug a little deep for this one but, it works because not only did the man appear in the 1998 film and Godzilla: The Series as Dr. Mendel Craven, but his man meat is one of many in the 1985 movie Heaven Help Us. He’s Caesar, the one who was blowing his nose and the last one to flash his fun stuff before getting in the pool. Meanwhile you’ll want to blow all these bare boyz!
