Gamer (2009)

A macho man stuffed action flick that will bring a whole lot of joy to your stick, Gamer (2009) is set in a future version of the United States where a genius named Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall) has figured out how to use death row inmates as avatars in his shooter video game "Slayer." As the highest-ranked warrior in this virtual world, Kable (Gerard Butler) tries to win his freedom from prison by fighting another inmate controlled by an at-home player. If you win thirty times, you go free, and since Kable has been controlling himself as part of a deal with the rich teen (Logan Lerman) who is pretending to be in control, he's almost there. But since the powers at be don't want to set him free, they throw an unstoppable killing force named Hackman (Terry Crews) into the game. Since he's not hooked up to a gamer, his reflexes are going to be lightning fast. When Kable hears they've stuck his family into a sex filled game to really piss him off, he decides he'll kill Hackman in the game, then break free and come for the game's creators. Suddenly, it's not all fun and games for the nerds who forced him to fight! While the film doesn't show much in the way of male nudity, luckily Gerard's butt makes an appearance in the extra features on the DVD. He's mooning a dude to show off his cheeky tattoos, and if you look quick you might even see some balls from behind! He might not have been at his peak, 300 (2006) form, but Gerard most certainly doesn't have a gamer's bod! Gerard's shirtless a ton, but as big as his muscles are they're not as big as those on Terry Crews. Seeing him all oiled up in the locker room will have you playing with your pleasure station! And way before Mark Zuckerberg was the billionaire nerd trying to fight everyone, it was Michael C. Hall taking the shirt off and flashing the six pack before he takes a swing at Gerard. Spin the bottle? Seven minutes in heaven? We can think of all sorts of sexy games we'd like to play with the dudes in Gamer!